A tale

Once upon a time, there lived a girl (a normal happy girl - not a princess) named Tinkerbell. Tinkerbell (named after a character in the tale of Peter Pan) enjoyed laughing, singing, dancing and having tea with her friends - Fairy Funshine, Fairy TenderHeart, and Fairy Queen Mother. Tinkerbell was inspired by music and arts and was curious about philosophy, numerology, cosmology, and anything that her spirit was drawn to. Tinkerbell's kind & sweet friends were special because they encouraged satya (truth) in self. In the company of her fairy friends, Tinkerbell was truly free to be just the way she was.

Tinkerbell worked hard growing fruits, vegetables, and tea leaves in her garden. One day, out of sheer curiousity, Tinkerbell decided to go into the city. Naively, Tinkerbell brought her tea leaves with her in hopes of having tea with new company. Entering the city, Tinkerbell sensed darkness, sadness, and an air of evil. She noticed a large group of hetero men fishing for nymphs in the swamp. Tinkerbell cautiously approached these men and was instantly shunned. These men gave Tinkerbell the look of disgust. As an offering of friendship and peace, Tinkerbell offered them the tea leaves from her garden. These men took the tea leaves and proceeded to roll them up and smoked them. "Wait - you are supposed to steep them in hot water to make tea; they are not for smoking" said Tinkerbell. Tinkerbell tried to warn them that smoking these tea leaves could damage their physical bodies. Needless to say, these men ignored Tinkerbell's warning. After much smoking, these men continued their fishing activities - but lo & behold one by one they started to experience erectile disfunction.

Before Tinkerbell could leave for the safety of her home, these men started to yell at Tinkerbell and pelted Tinkerbell with stones and sticks. Tinkerbell tried running away but one of the men managed to capture Tinkerbell. Tinkerbell was tied to an old oak tree. These men continuously yelled out insults at Tinkerbell - calling her everything from ugly to a freak with wild crazy hair and a big butt. Tinkerbell was scared and sad - the light of her spirit slowly flickering away to the point that physical pain no longer mattered.

In times of trouble, the only way Tinkerbell knew how to cope was to hold on to her faith in the grace of the universe. As she was exhaling, Tinkerbell heard a soothing lullaby from afar and started to feel sweet warmth against her skin. Slowly she opened her eyes and smiled widely as she saw Tantra Guru glowing in front of her. "Don't worry Tinkerbell. I will make things right" said Tantra Guru to comfort Tinkerbell. [Note to readers - Tantra Guru was a guru of Tantra Philosophy which is not the same as Tantric Sex]

All the hetero men awoke to the bright glow of Tantra Guru. "Dear friends, I am here to humbly ask for you to free my student, Tinkerbell. Please open your heart to love and compassion. Exhale and let yourself be sensitive - perhaps with softness in your eyes, you will see beauty and goodness in everything around you, including those who are slightly different than the typical. Live kindly and let yourself love and be loved. Let beauty inspire you to show love and compassion to all beings". Hypnotized by the magical energy of Tantra Guru, the hetero men untied Tinkerbell from the tree and set her free. The hetero men started to sing and dance to a merry tune. They even complimented the women in the city of their beauty. The women in turn complimented the hetero men of their strength and intelligence. Even women who once pretended to be swamp nymphs to attract the hetero men started to embrace their true selves. The hetero men's previous disfunctions started to function again. Happiness was spiralling upwards.

Tinkerbell with the company of Tantra Guru started their journey home. Before Tantra Guru and Tinkerbell parted ways, Tinkerbell thanked Tantra Guru and vowed to continue to flow with grace and to have faith in the universe.

At home, Tinkerbell's sweet fairy friends nurtured her spirit and physical health back to her happy self again.

THE END.