Someone to watch over me

Next time I am asked the question what I seek in a guy - I shall sing to them this lovely Gershwin song which sums up all my sentiments.

There's a saying old

Says that love is blind.

Still we're often told

"Seek and ye shall find.

"So I'm going to seek a certain lad I've had in mind.

Looking ev'rywhere,

Haven't found him yet;

He's the big affair I cannot forget -

Only man I ever think of with regret.

I'd like to add his initial to my monogram.

Tell me, where is the shepherd for this lost lamb?

There's a somebody I'm longing to see:

I hope that he

Turns out to be

Someone who'll watch over me.

I'm a little lamb who's lost in the wood;

I know I could

Always be good

To one who'll watch over me.

Although he may not be the man some

Girls think of as handsome,

To my heart he carries the key

Don't you tell him, please, to put on some speed,

Follow my lead? Oh, how I need

Someone to watch over me.

Where are the heroes?

I had a complete wipe-out this morning on my way to walk on a busy business street. I am glad that I wasn't hurt but very disappointed that there was no hero who came to my rescue. Am I no "damsel" and therefore undeserving of some form heroic rescue from a dashing hero? Sigh - is this city completely hopeless or what?

Walk of shame or swagger of pride?

Ms. Smooth Operator sauntered into the office wearing a dress - unusually dressed up for Ms. SO who usually prefer trousers to dress. Ms. SO's boss cheekily teased "Hot date tonight, SO?" Ms SO responded "That was last night".

This situation is typically referred to the walk of shame but here in this men-deprived city, we call it the swagger of pride.

Watch the steps

I finally mustered up enough courage to go to the yuppie gym. I surprised myself - I am fitter than I gave myself credit for. As I glided down the stairs to the women's locker room, I passed a guy who avoided eye contact with me at all cost. A few steps down, I heard a plop and thud. The snooty guy missed his steps while he gave me the brush-off. There you go - I did make a guy fall for me - literally on the steps.

The Wedding Date

My mom called me earlier this evening and asked "Your cousin wants to know if she should send you a plus guest invitation to her wedding or a no-guest invitation".

Crap - the wedding is less than three months away - July 11, 2009 - the exact day of dread. I am happy that my cousin will be marrying her true love on that day; however, I am slightly concern about looking like a loser without a hot date in my arms. The wedding with be the first of my generation on my mom's side. Of course, I dream of having the most handsome, charming, and intelligent guy who can dance to accompany me to this wedding.

So, dear friends - if you know of any handsome, charming, intelligent guy who dances well that is looking to earn good karma points, please please please send him my way. I only need him July 11 & dressed in a nice suit. To repay your kindness, there is one ticket for you to the No Doubt Reunion Tour on July 18 (celebration after day of dread) - great seat.

If all else fails, perhaps I should check out imdb in search of an actor who will play the part of charming date to the wedding. (Hmm....I wonder if Robert Pattinson will still be in town shooting Twilight at that time....)

Give me Ass

My anusara classes are never boring - always entertaining. During this evening class, my lovely instructor called out "Christopher, move your right butt check to BB" (BB is yours truly - in case you have forgotten) "Christopher, don't move your ass to Tom (on your left) - move it to BB (on your right) - give her more ass". I love Anusara - even my instructor is trying to help my cause. Hahaha.

Twilight

The second movie of the Twilight series is currently filming in my city. Giving in to the heavy endorsements of the first movie by friends, I caved and read the first book of the series over the weekend. They were right - vampire can be so hot, sexy and desirable. I melted in a puddle of hopeless romanticism after reading about how heroic Edward was and how much he loves Bella - awwww..... I too wish to have a hero who loves me eternally and rescue this damsel when she is in distressed (instead of having to pick myself up).

p.s. Robert Pattinson - call me.